By WIN Contributor: Nancy H, Reception Team Member

On the First Day Of Christmas, my Chiro gave to me, shockwave therapy.

On the Second Day Of Christmas, my ND gave to me, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Third Day Of Christmas, Physio gave to me, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Fourth Day Of Christmas, Massage gave to me, four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my ND gave to me, 5 REM-E-DIES!  Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Sixth Day Of Christmas, my Chiro gave to me, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!  Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.  (Whew!!!)

On the Seventh Day Of Christmas, my Trainer gave to me, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!  Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Eighth Day Of Christmas, Physio gave to me, eight core strength exercises, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!  Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the  Ninth Day Of Christmas, Massage gave to me, nine hot stones (cause I need them now!!), eight core strength exercises, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!  Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Tenth Day Of Christmas, my Chiro gave to me ten acupuncture needles, nine hot stones, eight core strength exercises, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!   Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.

On the Eleventh Day Of Christmas, my Trainer gave to me, eleven burpees jumping, ten acupuncture needles, nine hot stones, eight core strength exercises, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!   Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters and shockwave therapy.  (Am I done yet??)

On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas, my ND gave to me twelve Relaxation Strategies!! (’cause now I really need it!!), eleven burpees jumping, ten acupuncture needles, nine hot stones, eight core strength exercises, seven abs a squeezing, six laser treatments, 5 REM-E-DIES!!!   Four “cupping” treatments, three ultrasound, two immune boosters AN-ND SHO-OCKWAVE THERAPYYYY!!

(Disclaimer:  No patients were harmed in any way in the creation of this song!!  LOL 😉

We, at WIN Health Solutions Niagara, would like you to know all of these services and many more are offered at our one stop, full service alternative healthcare clinic Niagara Falls.

Thank you to all of our clients for your valued patronage in the past, present and future!  To all of you, your families and prospective patients, we would like to extend our warmest wishes for a very happy holiday season and a healthy New Year!!

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